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Color My Inbox

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:14 -0400

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

agentgraham: based on this post

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:12:03 -0400

agentgraham:

based on this post

rpg-posters: Affix straight silver! Over the top laddies! Do...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:33 -0400

rpg-posters:

Affix straight silver! Over the top laddies! Do you want to live forever!?

mylittlegymlord: danfiki: tom-bass: N…o….. No… NO In the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:02 -0400

mylittlegymlord:

danfiki:

tom-bass:

N…o…..

No…

NO

In the words of Nick Fury:

(gif credit)

death-by-lulz: byakkoloki: Happy Thorsday~!

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:40:23 -0400

death-by-lulz:

byakkoloki:

Happy Thorsday~!

simplythebess: pluckypalaeontologist: pinecounty: necroluste:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:37:30 -0400

simplythebess:

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

^^^^ This

veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:45 -0400

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

but…it is a thing (coming soon anyway)

mondoleon: guten tag

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:34 -0400

mondoleon:

guten tag

leonardsmccoy: She wears short skirts, I wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit Jim, I’m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:33:20 -0400

leonardsmccoy:

She wears short skirts, I wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit Jim, I’m a doctor.

just-another-dream: methage: dunsparsosphere: everyonelovesrob...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:28:23 -0400

just-another-dream:

methage:

dunsparsosphere:

everyonelovesrobots:

seifukucat:

areyouahauntedpotato:

wildcosmia:

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

lemon whores stealing lemons

I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”

If there is one video on Youtube you’re going to watch, it has to be this one. Please watch this.

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKGING BUT

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES

iholy shit this is the greatest intro ever

i’ve seen the whole thing it’s fantastic

in the worst way possible

HOw exactly does this even turn into porn

luciawestwick: Sherlock and Doctor Who actors.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:44 -0400

luciawestwick:

Sherlock and Doctor Who actors.

princerits: Ladies and gentlemen pleaseWould you bring your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:05 -0400

princerits:

Ladies and gentlemen please
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more

|Karkat Vantas|Aradia Megido|Terezi Pyrope|Eridan Ampora|Feferi Peixes

Photo by chidori and Rina Dragunova

Militarystuck designs by Mookie

Why am I thinking “Beastman Commisars”?

marriagehoney:

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:14:08 -0400

marriagehoney:

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:43 -0400

startrekships: Constellation-class starship USS Sisyphus LCARS...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:00:38 -0400

startrekships:

Constellation-class starship USS Sisyphus LCARS Master Systems Display by Alexander Robinson

Used with permission

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:47:50 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:46:25 -0400

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.

The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.

One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.

You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

tripnskip: s-tark: where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo He’s busy arguing with...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:39:14 -0400

tripnskip:

s-tark:

where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo

He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.

Isn’t tumblr 12% porn?

Is that the part Pepper wants?!

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:21:19 -0400

pxlbyte: It’s Dangerous To Sleep Alone, Take This Article ||...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:35 -0400

pxlbyte:

It’s Dangerous To Sleep Alone, Take This

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