Apparently, this guy tracked down a completely unreleased, black and white director’s cut of the Dark Crystal, then spent the past two years synching its audio up with the theatrical cut and splicing in the missing scenes.
This is the version Jim Henson originally submitted, it has never been available to the public until this very month. It is darker, subtler and has significantly less dialog, with no narration, no internal monologues, very little exposition and some entirely different voices, including a completely inhuman, intentionally untranslated language for the majority of Skeksis dialog. We were never meant to understand most of what they were saying.
The version we’re all more familiar with was subjected to a great deal of last-minute re-dubbing, specifically to make it lighter and more child-friendly.This is The DARK Dark Crystal.
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
The Florida theater played the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac instead of Disney’s ‘Frozen’ and the trailer finished playing before the projectionist could fix the problem. For those not aware the red-band trailer for Lars Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ features a blow job and various other sex-acts. It’s about as raw as red-band trailers get.
Also, of course this happened in Florida.
This seems like a totally fair application.
Disney Star Wars princesses by Ralph Sevelius.
THERE ARE NEW ONES ADDED :D YAY
it’s like heaven
Elsa and Rapunzel tho!!!!
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
|—||My discharge papers from the hospital. I think. It’s a little unclear here. Thing is I want food and I want it now.|
I dunno I like to think of myself as bilingual
adeptasororitas said: What has happened?
This is all aftermath from my gallbladder removal in October. Turns out there was a stone and some other craaaap stuck in the tube that connected the bladder and stomach, so a specialist had to go in and take it out. Should be all better now and have me eating real food tomorrow.
When this is all over I want someone to take me out to eat someplace new or exciting.
Since I haven’t really eaten in days
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
Actual photo of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts’ microwave.
Anywhere with labs and eating spaces has these eeeeverywhere. “No lab coats” or “No food in this fridge”.
If you can, help out. If you can’t, signal boost so others see it.
From Pat Tallman’s (Lyta Alexander on Babylon 5) Facebook:
Dear Inspiring People,
I’m reaching out again this year to ask for your help. I volunteer for the Penny Lane Home for Children. In 1996, I created a program for the teens of Penny Lane called “Be A Santa.” http://www.beasanta.org
The 116 teenagers of Penny Lane have been so sexually, emotionally, and physically abused they cannot be placed in regular foster care. Penny Lane has taken in these kids whose trauma is such that they are not able to be placed in a home and given them a safe place to recover, be cared for, treated, and educated.
The Be A Santa program makes the holidays happen for the 116 teens in residence. I gather funds and donations and make each teen a personalized gift bag full of stocking stuffers and a Westfield Mall gift card, which is good for any store. We put trees in each of the 10 homes and provide resources for Holiday parties and dinners. It takes about $15,000 to make all of this happen each year.
Please pass this on to other folks who might help. Share it through email, social media, or any other way you can think to get the word out. Everyone coming together for these kids is what the season is all about. No matter where you are from or what you believe, helping kids is a blessing for all of us.
Thanks so much for being the amazing people you are!
You are angels for these kids!
P.S. There is a donation box on the page and an address to sends checks. www.beasanta.org