they say if you whisper pizza three times, tumble user pizza shows up and makes you wonder how the fuck they did it considering you didn’t even tag the damn post.
*puts on witch doctor/shaman outfit*
*gathers you to the campfire under a spooky moon*
Let me tell you a story of the ancient times. Long ago, when laptops weighed 50 pounds and dial-up was only a dream for some, there existed a wilderness of information known as usenet. Think of it as almost a collection of forums, each with thousands of topics (mostly porn), scattered throughout thousands of servers around the world.
In those times, it was said, that if you mentioned the user known as “kibo” he would appear. Millions of threads and all you had to do was speak his name and Kibo would come. So great was his influence that there even became a faith of sorts, Kibology, around his words.
I offer the theory that this “Pizza” is the soul of that ancient one returned to us. Whether he (or she, none truely knows) means us harm or good will is unknown but know this: all this has happened before, and will happen again.
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